May 2013
To those who follow me and I never greeted
thediagonallie:
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
pizza:
iwillneverstoptalking:
apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come
who said that
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
cornerof5thandvermouth:
if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
shazelblue:
when in doubt twerk it out
